Taylor Swift is so right about you.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
then he tried to convert me to islam
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.