Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.