she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident