these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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