I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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