I'm gonna have a badass scar
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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