She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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