I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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