if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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