I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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