"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Sober January is a disaster.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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