Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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