The maid of honor just puked.
thus making me awesome and them whores
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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