Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just invented taco cereal.
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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