Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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