Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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