Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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