5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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