And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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