worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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