WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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