But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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