may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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