NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The beer is more important than you right now.
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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