I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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