The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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