: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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