we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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