last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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