soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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