I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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