I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Randomize
