Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I touched a dick in church today
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