what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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