oh god the rape fog is back!
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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