The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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