Duck Duck Cougar?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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