ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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