Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Hippo gnu deer
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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