I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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