billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Are my feet made of real feet?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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