yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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