we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
We have started to decorate penises.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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