sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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