i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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