i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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