Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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