North Korea, Best Korea!
Barsexuality is the new black.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
And then my night got REAL pukey
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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