WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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