i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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