We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
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I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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