I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
