He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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