On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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