I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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