i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
