Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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