I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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