Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Found the puke drawer
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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