At least make sure they are 18
Why
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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